Spice Write eBook

Okay, so there you are needing some snappy little E-mail intro for your best friend... who is also a client. Last week she accused you of being, well, predictable and a straight arrow. Eeeek! Could there be anything worse once you’ve passed the age of 30? I think not. It’s time you convey the fun-loving, witty person your are.

Now with most clients, you prefer the pontificating method of communication, but this client is special. This one deserves your perpetual enthusiasm.

Your first three attempts at responding ended up in wastebasket-dom but you remain undeterred.

Then... you discover Spice Write. The peppy little Spiceonary that transforms you into an utterly delightful communicator. One that is viewed as exceedingly important, evolutionary, down right — poignant.

Never be at loss for the proper quip again.

Get your copy of Spice Write today!! — This little life transformational tool will move you from dullard to modern marvel in less time than it takes to download an iTune. And the cost….heck, it’s just a measly $$6.95. Geez, you can barely get out of Starbucks for less than that. And, this thing is gonna change your life. Really!

Here are just a few of the gems you’ll find in this little ditty:

Lackadaisical — as in “Please evolve. It's unsightly to be like my lackadaisical assistant who just can't seem to get up the gumption to refill the paper in the fax machine.”

Hoity-toity — as in “They had custom postage stamps made for the invites for God's sake. That alone should have told you the whole thing was going to be muy hoity-toity.”

Self-obvious – as in... ”Hark unto me, I just assumed it was a self-obvious truism that you create your own reality. But…turns out….some folks just don’t believe this.”

Lunacy — as in... “I know she’s a bit eccentric, but come on! Packing all her belongings, 2 dogs, 3 cats, 2 birds and a ferret and moving it to Paraguay at her age? That’s just utter lunacy.”

Whoa! — as in... ”Whoa! there. Hold on little buddy. Let’s take a breather and see if we can untangle this mess.”

Now those were fun, weren’t they? Imagine the communication aficionado you’ll become by incorporating a handful of these in your everyday writing.

There are over 200 entries like this in Spice Write and we add more each quarter.

Now because you were paying attention you realize these aren’t just fascinating, mind-expanding words listed on a page with some uninspired definition. No. No. No sireee. We’re actually gonna show you how to use the word. Did you catch that from the sampling above?

Oh good.

Okay, so...what you should do right now is click here and get your very own copy of Spice Write today.

And, if you order TODAY (notice we said today, not tomorrow, not a week from now, today! Okay?) you will receive the next four updates absolutely FREE... nada, not, nein, zero, no money...get it? Free.

But wait, there’s more... (big drum roll please... )

Order TODAY (Notice we said TODAY. Are you beginning to see a pattern here?) and we’ll include something we’ve been collecting for years. It’s valuable. Really valuable. It’s so valuable we can’t put a price on it but we know it’s valuable because we use it almost every week.

So... what is this valuable gift we are willing to part with?

Headlines.

Yep. We’ve been collecting the greatest headlines for several years now. Some are old, some are new. All will help you become better writers. Ask any good writer how important headlines are and they’ll spew out 1,300 or so words on the subject. Now, I’m not going to do that but I will tell you this — If you are ever stuck when writing an ad, a brochure, an Email or even a staff memo, these headlines are going to come in mighty handy. They’re like Red Bull — they give you wings.

So, if you want to dramatically improve your life — if you want to be a star in your office — if you want world peace and the betterment of mankind...well, start by being more fun, more entertaining, more approachable, more witty, more... more human.

Now we don’t have any definitive evidence that suggests Spice Write will actually lead to world peace or the betterment of mankind, but we do know it will help make you way more fun. On that notion, we give your our final nugget... the guarantee!!

Yes. If you are not 10000% happy with Spice Write we will refund your money on the spot. No questions asked. No hard feelings... really! Well, okay, maybe one or two injured feelers but we won’t let you know —okay?

So come on now. Belly up to the check out page and start writing your way to fundom today!